started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
I can go from cute to a pervert in exactly 0.2 seconds.
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
i only care about inner beauty
like bone structure