May 2013
73 posts
positivemilk:
But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
condommodel:
stop being cute you live far away
SNAPCHAT ME: jesseb94
ronaldreagay:
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
alana-leonie:
if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
I can go from cute to a pervert in exactly 0.2 seconds.
Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
thedeepestcircleofhell:
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet. “Oi nah fuck off mate” replies...
10000bc:
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
miucciapet:
i only care about inner beauty
like bone structure
“Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being...”
– Louise Flory (via m-wol)
gay guy: *cough*
white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
I’m slowly unlearning how to english
mtvnotbullets:
“Yeah, but nah.” - Australians. All of them.
She ignores all the other guys who want her...
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
at what age do i just magically turn hot
pudus:
dont ask me about 2009
thesilentsleeper:
if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me
call me by my name
send me porn
type like you’re having a mental breakdown
that’s it
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
mareeps:
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
one time me and my friends were really high...
circumcising:
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
girafasolas:
I even procrastinate the things I want to do.
hyoshin asked: i am here for you nigga
vvant:
*likes your personal post to let you know that im here for you bro*
