positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
condommodel: stop being cute you live far away
SNAPCHAT ME: jesseb94
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
alana-leonie: if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
I can go from cute to a pervert in exactly 0.2 seconds.
Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.
thedeepestcircleofhell: “Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.” “You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet. “Oi nah fuck off mate” replies...
10000bc: fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
miucciapet: i only care about inner beauty like bone structure
Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being...– Louise Flory (via m-wol)
gay guy: *cough*
white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
I’m slowly unlearning how to english
mtvnotbullets: “Yeah, but nah.” - Australians. All of them.
She ignores all the other guys who want her...
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
at what age do i just magically turn hot
pudus: dont ask me about 2009
thesilentsleeper: if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me call me by my name send me porn type like you’re having a mental breakdown that’s it
mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
mareeps: remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
one time me and my friends were really high...
circumcising: are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
girafasolas: I even procrastinate the things I want to do.
hyoshin asked: i am here for you nigga
vvant: *likes your personal post to let you know that im here for you bro*