February 2012
55 posts
the way I type on tumblr: assntitties lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't even with all these feels
the way I write for class: Under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
I wish everyone on Tumblr could pitch in like $5,...
waetonywae:
asdfghjimbob:
epic-humor:
…Can we?
NO
Most of you guys are hypocritical and judgmental little bitches.
The rules will say, “No Judging each other” but I know you still will.
Even worse, I bet more than half of the people would forget to pack food and we’re all gonna starve to death.
I REFUSE.
I WANT THIS!!
When you smell weed →
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
Watch
When you hang out with someone so much, you start...
stevencasner:
Until their flaws come out, you begin to get extremely annoyed of whatever they say or whatever they do. Whether it is a friendship or a relationship, you have to eventually overcome that stage to last the relationship that you both have. Even though your person might be really annoying, you just have to pull through and laugh at it. In the end, if your relationship worth that much...
When someone can't get past a certain part in a...
wtfsofunny:
Me:
@Anon
I’m whatever you want me to be (;
Today we had a Canadian substitute teacher ;D
Spent the lesson listening to him talk ;P
Apparently we are “more intellectual” 8)
You must be pretty damn special if I...
h0ywendy:
Stay up late to talk to you.
Share food with you.
Say I love you before I hang up.
Let you call me names.
Give you a nickname.
Text you good morning and good night.
Tease you.
Can be completely natural around you.
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
ripkamsud:
it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th
a nigga was stressed and depressed
walking home like
“how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself”
on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom
luckily they had this program
“read away your fees” or some shit like that
every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off
my niggas.
my mother...
I suck at texting unless:
I am in a relationship with you
If you are cute
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck
I like you
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@Anon
ask again off anon (:
when you meet me at first,
benjamminteo:
ceeebui:
i’ll be awkward and not talk much. but later on as we become closer, i’ll talk to the point where you’ll tell me to shut up. that just shows that i enjoy being around someone like you and that i’m comfortable with you. i like those kind of friendships. nothing’s ever awkward between us.
im still the awkward one
SCARIEST HALF AN HOUR OF MY LIFE.
OMFG the shit that has happened in the past half an hour. I cant even explain how I am feeling right now. I have the biggest headache, sweating, light headed and everything.
Driving friend home from karaoke, we notice the moon looks really nice and we decide to take a detour to get a better view. We pull up into a park where it seems to be empty, it is pitch black. I park the car in the middle of...
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Best Poem EVER! ♥
rockingirlexii:
rockingirlexii:
Charmanders are red,
Mudkipz are blue,
If you were a pokemon, I’d choose you.
Your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam,
Like Jesse & James, we could be the perfect Rocket Team.
I will stay by your side like Pikachu & Ash,
And I’ll love you more than a level 80 rapidash.
You’re more legendary than a Zapdos, Entei, or Mew,
But out...
Mmmm
The top layer of Milo that hasn’t fully dissolved yet <3
What you said: I'm from Australia
What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the Barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.
Inconsiderate bitches.
So today after school, 2 friends and I caught a train to the suburb two train stations away, to get to the piercing shop for my friend to get her bars shortened.
When we decided to head back, we walked back to the train station where we had to wait like 15 minutes for the next train. Because one of my friends didnt wanna stand we looked for a seat for us to wait. We noticed that there was a seat...
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