Anonymous asked: are you single?
When a teacher yells at me:
fyeahhipsters: When I was 5… Now…
During a math test .
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
Reblog if you have a fantastic vagina.
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When someone attractive says they're horny.
Anonymous asked: I know your secret Jesse.
You know things change once that person talks with...
Skinny girls run the world because fat girls don't...
ayeeitsmikeyy: Lmao I’m going to hell for laughing.
Happy Cambodian New Year! (:
angrycaterpillars replied to your post: All packed oooo where Gold coast ;D
And ready for Queensland tmr ;D