May 2012
43 posts
well maybe
If you wern’t such an annoying little bitch who every time talked to me had something new to complain about or just brag about how much life sucked, we wouldn’t have stopped talking. Shit. We all have problems. Grow some bloody tits and get over it. Go take a happy pill or something. Bye. yeah go on facebook and write more shit you attention seeking slut.
Me: does 5 situps.
Me: where are my abs?
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Ugh x.x
Sick, cold, late, not in the mood for any shit today so please don’t throw any at me
Anonymous asked: hey babe. do you have a gf?
When the teacher sees you chewing gum
vinegartits:
Anonymous asked: how big is your dick (;
Headphones rule.
sylrammykee:
doomriff:
No headphones = you can talk to me
1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you
2 headphones = fuck off
Soooo relevant
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
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The first time you saw porn on tumblr
sodamnrelatable:
“is this legal?!”
Now its just like:
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When you're procrastinating your homework
sodamnrelatable:
And everything is better than actually doing it, so you’re just sitting there like
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anchoivies asked: NO NO NO! Flirting's ok, but NO DIRTY CONVERSATIONS! lol
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Even if you are joking.
crmontoya:
Don’t make fun of how I look. I am already aware of how I look. So just stop. It’s hurtful. I already have a low self esteem. And it doesn’t help when you pick at how I look. It’s rude. And I hate it. Just stop. I don’t give a shit if you think those things. Just keep them to yourself.
I'm the friend that everyone eventually forgets...
Whenever I go to the gym:
sodamnrelatable:
Everyone else:
Me:
Pain changes you.
April 2012
36 posts
In Australia
Christmas - Lets get fuckin’ pissed
Easter - Lets get fuckin’ pissed
Australia Day - Lets get fuckin’ pissed
Birthdays - Lets get fuckin’ pissed
Sports team loses - Lets get fuckin’ pissed
Sports team wins - Lets get fuckin’pissed
Anzac Day - Pay your respects cunt
I hate it how people come to me with the sweetness...