If you wern’t such an annoying little bitch who every time talked to me had something new to complain about or just brag about how much life sucked, we wouldn’t have stopped talking. Shit. We all have problems. Grow some bloody tits and get over it. Go take a happy pill or something. Bye. yeah go on facebook and write more shit you attention seeking slut.
Me: does 5 situps.
Me: where are my abs?
Sick, cold, late, not in the mood for any shit today so please don’t throw any at me
Anonymous asked: hey babe. do you have a gf?
When the teacher sees you chewing gum
Anonymous asked: how big is your dick (;
sylrammykee: doomriff: No headphones = you can talk to me 1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you 2 headphones = fuck off Soooo relevant
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
The first time you saw porn on tumblr
sodamnrelatable: “is this legal?!” Now its just like: via sodamnrelatable
When you're procrastinating your homework
sodamnrelatable: And everything is better than actually doing it, so you’re just sitting there like via sodamnrelatable
anchoivies asked: NO NO NO! Flirting's ok, but NO DIRTY CONVERSATIONS! lol
Even if you are joking.
crmontoya: Don’t make fun of how I look. I am already aware of how I look. So just stop. It’s hurtful. I already have a low self esteem. And it doesn’t help when you pick at how I look. It’s rude. And I hate it. Just stop. I don’t give a shit if you think those things. Just keep them to yourself.
I'm the friend that everyone eventually forgets...
Whenever I go to the gym:
sodamnrelatable: Everyone else: Me:
Pain changes you.
Christmas - Lets get fuckin’ pissed Easter - Lets get fuckin’ pissed Australia Day - Lets get fuckin’ pissed Birthdays - Lets get fuckin’ pissed Sports team loses - Lets get fuckin’ pissed Sports team wins - Lets get fuckin’pissed Anzac Day - Pay your respects cunt
I hate it how people come to me with the sweetness...