sppencersmith: when ur family members make sexual jokes and you just sit there without making eye contact with any of them and pretend you didnt hear/dont understand
0ceanic-w0nders: when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
Me: Hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
Anonymous asked: As the song said "Now you're just somebody that i used to know" *sigh*
Everyone else: Tumblr
Lmfao watching glee with mom
Mom: oh he asian Me: yeah he’s the only Asian guy. That’s his mom, she just caught him dancing and he told her he didn’t wanna be a doctor and wanted to dance and she said to follow his dreams. Mom: Pshh bad boy dont listen to his mom. He can dancing and still become a doctor. What’s he going to do with dancing. *walks away* Me: *Face Palm*
Fuck, I hate wind.
Looking like the biggest loser walking sideways so hair doesn’t fly away
my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at...
Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
I love @jennbrew
me: i'll be on top
me: shh don't speak
I'm not your type.
ayeeitsmikeyy: I imagine you with these really cool guys, really handsome, and well, as for me, I’m just that, me. I’m average, nothing special. I imagine you with guys that can make your heart race and butterflies dance in your stomach, while I on the other hand, am not that great with my words and have an awkward sense of humor. I’m not your type, cool, handsome, and romantic, I’m just me.
Friends reading the writing on their tissue box
Friend talking to other friend: “tissues for your sniffy issues, aw cute “ Me: “wtf tissues for your stiffy issues?!” Friends: *Face Palm*
After all this time
It feels really great to finally know the truth. The truth that I always wanted to hear. The truth that once would have killed me. The truth that I now know. I went for months thinking about what I did wrong, what I needed to change and why it turned out like it did. It mightn’t of meant that much to you but to me every detail ran through my head like a billion times. No one just...
After someone hurts you, you're not the same...
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
jaysayavong: ayyetrish: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. omfg