May 2012
43 posts
well maybe
If you wern’t such an annoying little bitch who every time talked to me had something new to complain about or just brag about how much life sucked, we wouldn’t have stopped talking. Shit. We all have problems. Grow some bloody tits and get over it. Go take a happy pill or something. Bye. yeah go on facebook and write more shit you attention seeking slut.
Me: does 5 situps.
Me: where are my abs?
1 tag
Ugh x.x
Sick, cold, late, not in the mood for any shit today so please don’t throw any at me
Anonymous asked: hey babe. do you have a gf?
When the teacher sees you chewing gum
vinegartits:
Anonymous asked: how big is your dick (;
Headphones rule.
sylrammykee:
doomriff:
No headphones = you can talk to me
1 headphone = you can talk to me if I like you
2 headphones = fuck off
Soooo relevant
Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
