Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay and if anyone asks we all went to the same school but moved away ^^^ I’ve been using that excuse since the 8th grade LMFAO.
me every year: omg i was so ugly last year
That feeling when you're hearing that new added...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
People 7173822 miles away: omfg you're so cute how are you single
People around me: omfg i didn't know potatoes walked
blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
I wanna see myself from your point of view.
Plot Twist: We are all actually neighbors, but none of us socialize enough to realize it.
When you realize a spelling mistake after you hit...
I want someone to shut me up by kissing me.
Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
I secretly fangirl over some of you
Reasons I'm single:
I’m ugly I’m awkward Nobody gets my humour I’m awkward I screw up everything good in my life lol I’m ugly I’m awkward I can’t find anyone to like me I’m weird I waste my whole life on the internet
How I feel when I finally get a joke
We drifted away so much that it doesn't even feel...
c-n-p: Someone with manners Manners are such a turn on And proper grammar and speech Ughhhhh
Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me