if you wanna be friends with me all you gotta do is act like you’re already friends with me
call me by my name
send me porn
type like you’re having a mental breakdown
that’s it
(Source: seisans)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
(Source: drarna)
one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever
(Source: vagisodium)
are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts
I even procrastinate the things I want to do.
(Source: sundaeflowers)
